🍕 Pentagon's Secret Weapon: Pizza Boxes That Predict World Crises?

When Israel struck Iran on June 13, Reddit detectives spotted a clue 24 hours earlier: Wiseguy Pizza near the Pentagon was slammed with orders—while bars stood empty. Google Maps showed the shop's status as "extremely busy". Hours later, missiles flew.

It's not a CIA gadget. It's this simple:

• Cold War Origins: Soviet spies tracked D.C. pizza deliveries to predict U.S. moves (dubbed "PIZZINT").
• Modern OSINT: Now anyone can monitor live data via Google Maps or Uber Eats.
• Key Pattern: Sudden spike + late-night orders = "Hold my beer, world war incoming".

1. Democratized Intel: Skip CIA leaks—just refresh Uber Eats.
2. Relatable AF: "They stress-eat pizza during wars? Same, bro."
3. Dank Data Twists:
   • 🧀 Cheese Index: During 1995 gov't shutdown, extra-cheese pizzas spiked 32%.
   • 👔 Suit Spy Tactic: Soviet agents noted "men in polyester order 9% more veggie pizzas".

1. Stalk these spots: (click to visit)
   • Wiseguy Pizza (Arlington)
   • Domino's on S Ball St "RIP live data" (last seen offline Aug '24)
2. Decode activity levels:
   • ✅ "Extremely Busy" = Check news NOW
   • "Below Average" = Grab popcorn (false alarm?)
3. Join Reddit sleuths: r/PentagonPizzaReport's live threads.

Even the Pentagon admits:

Yet when Pizza Meter spiked before 4 of the last 5 conflicts? "Coincidence? I think NOT." — Reddit user @GeopoliticsGuru